Who is your Hero?
I Want My Hat Back

alfredthehamburgerhero:

stilljustcanadienbear:

thatlocochick:

((OOC: DYING))

((I WILL REBOOB THIS EVERY TIME I SEE IT OMG))

midorimizuiro:

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asteriskos:

thisissarcasm:

theworldsonlyconsultingpenis:

adamusprime:

gallium you crazy bastard
with your
ridiculous melting point
you’re a metal, act like one

#gallium does not conform to social ideals #gallium melts when it wants to fucking melt bitch #aint no metal got swag like gallium got swag

canadia-eh:

themightynarwhal:

joshishollywood:

pray4pie:

indecenterection:

what a president

I seriously have mixed thoughts about this. On one hand, he’s the president and our country’s in debt and whatnot. He needs to set his priorities straight. On the other hand, family’s always important and it’s great that he’s spending time with his family like that. Hm…

You’re stupid as hell these photos are from two years before he was elected and even if it wasn’t a ride in a bumper car with his daughter isn’t going to ruin everything

Dear everyone reblogging this photo

Please shut up and just enjoy it because if you try to turn it into a political debate I will make fun of you

I like how people think the man is supposed to spend every hour of his waking life ignoring his personal life and fixing all of our country’s problems single-handedly.

The guy catches grief no matter what he does.

PS: He can’t magically fix the economy.  No one person can.  It’s a global issue.

Shut the fuck up and let the man bumper car with his daughter.

Nice joke there Jones, shame it's not accurate.

Yeah, it totally is, Iggy!

An Italian, Frenchman, and American were gathered in a bar “Last night I made love to my wife four times” the Frenchman brags, “And this morning she couldn’t stop telling me how much she adored me.”, “Last night I made love to my wife six times” The Italian replies, “And today she said she could never love another man.” The American remained silent and the Frenchman smugly asks, “How many times did you make love to your wife last night?” “Once” says the American “Only once?” the Italian snorts arrogantly, “And what did she say to you this morning?” “Don’t stop.”
nagato-akira:

Probably one of the cutest picture I’ve seen. ^///^

nagato-akira:

Probably one of the cutest picture I’ve seen. ^///^